“OUTRAGEOUSLY FUN”
THE EXPERIENCE
For the stags whose sporting career peaked at five-a-side footy on a Tuesday night (followed by ten pints) – this is your big comeback. A shambolic round robin of “Olympic-inspired” games: the stag squeezed into spandex, dodgy athleticism, awards show, and podium speech nobody asked for.
GAME HIGHLIGHTS
“Brilliant, engaging activities — perfect for community and corporate events. Always professional and impactful.”
“Brilliant, engaging activities — perfect for community and corporate events. Always professional and impactful.”
“Brilliant, engaging activities — perfect for community and corporate events. Always professional and impactful.”
PRACTICAL INFO
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How To Book
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ENQUIRE
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GET A GAME PLAN
3.
GAME ON
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
WHAT IS THE ALMOST OLYMPICS?
Welcome to the Almost Olympics – a round-robin of ridiculous, “Olympic-inspired” events like The Plankathlon, 100m Hopper Sprint, Unsynchromised Ski Racing, and Sumo Showdown.
This isn’t the Olympics – it’s the Almost Olympics: rules are made up, spandex is tight, and “athletic excellence” is judged by how gracefully you can fall in a giant padded nappy.
Expect glory, drama, and plenty of laughs, capped with a medal ceremony featuring titles like Most Heroic Effort, Most Confused Competitor, and Best Over-the-Top Celebration.
It’s comedy in sportswear – with epic fails and unlikely victories your team will be dining out on for years.
CAN I CHECK AVAILABILITY WITH YOU?
Absolutely! Hit the Book Now button, give us your date and time and we’ll come back with info and some more info!
WHAT IF I HAVEN'T GOT MY FINAL NUMBERS YET?
No worries! Book with an approximate number – it’s easy to adjust later. Final group numbers are only needed 14 days before your event.
DO GAMES GET CALLED OFF DUE TO BAD WEATHER?
Unless there’s an extreme weather event, you can enjoy our experiences rain or shine! Indoor options available upon request.
CAN YOU HOST THIS AT OUR VENUE?
Absolutely! We’re a fully mobile operation and can bring the Almost Olympics straight to you. All we need is the right space and surface to make sure you get the full premium experience. Send us some photos and dimensions of your venue and we’ll let you know if it’s game on.
WHAT DO I NEED TO WEAR?
Turn up ready to play! Gym gear or trainers will do the job… but fancy dress is where the real laughs are. Bibs will be provided.
HOW LONG DOES A GAME LAST?
This depends on group size but should last between 90-120 minutes for the full experience. Hit Book Now for more info!
FAQ'S
Got questions? We’ve heard them all. Here’s everything you need to know (and probably a bit more).
