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THE EXPERIENCE
For the legends who peaked in PE – this is your second shot at greatness (or glorious failure). A laugh-out-loud mash-up of Olympic-inspired games, bent judging, dramatic photo finishes, and medals for things nobody wants on their CV.
GAME HIGHLIGHTS
We Raised the Bar. They tripped over it.
Booking with Almost Olympics
- 1,400+ 5⭐ Reviews. Certified.
- Original games. Built by experts.
- Nothing off the shelf. Custom-built equipment
- Limited, premium-quality experiences
- High energy, high fives, and full send.
- Clean, branded & battle-ready
- Super fast booking process
Booking with the other lot
- Barely enough to fill a post-it note
- Cheap games. Built for volume.
- Everything off the shelf. Poundland, B&M & more
- Available every day, everywhere, for anyone
- Low effort, low energy, low bar.
- Might wear a bib, might not
- 3–5 days of email ping pong
WHATS INCLUDED
- Outrageously fun Olympic-themed games
- High-energy Games Instructors
- An unofficial judge with zero integrity
- Props, photo opps & Olympic medal ceremony
- Glory, drama & a podium speech no one asked for
Book now with a small £49 depsoit
- Duration
90-120 Minutes
- Group Size
Min 10 / Max 200
- Availability
- Dress Code
Sports wear or fancy dress
THE EXPERIENCE
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
WHAT IS THE ALMOST OLYMPICS?
Welcome to the Almost Olympics – a round-robin of ridiculous, “Olympic-inspired” events like The Plankathlon, 100m Hopper Sprint, Unsynchromised Ski Racing, and Sumo Showdown.
This isn’t the Olympics – it’s the Almost Olympics: rules are made up, spandex is tight, and “athletic excellence” is judged by how gracefully you can fall in a giant padded nappy.
Expect glory, drama, and plenty of laughs, capped with a medal ceremony featuring titles like Most Heroic Effort, Most Confused Competitor, and Most Over-the-Top Celebration.
It’s comedy in sportswear – with epic fails and unlikely victories your team will be dining out on for years.
CAN I CHECK AVAILABILITY WITH YOU?
Absolutely! Hit the Book Now button, give us your date and time and we’ll come back with info and some more info!
WHAT IF I HAVEN'T GOT MY FINAL NUMBERS YET?
No worries! Book with an approximate number – it’s easy to adjust later. Final group numbers are only needed 14 days before your event.
DO GAMES GET CALLED OFF DUE TO BAD WEATHER?
Unless there’s an extreme weather event, you can enjoy the Almost Olympics rain or shine! Want completely weatherproof experience? Indoor options are available upon request.
CAN YOU HOST THIS AT OUR VENUE?
Absolutely! We’re a fully mobile operation and can bring the Almost Olympics straight to you. All we need is the right space and surface to make sure you get the full premium experience. Send us some photos and dimensions of your venue and we’ll let you know if it’s game on.
WHAT DO I NEED TO WEAR?
Turn up ready to play! Gym gear or trainers will do the job… but fancy dress is where the real laughs are. Team coloured bibs will be provided.
HOW LONG DOES A GAME LAST?
This depends on group size but should last between 90-120 minutes for the full experience. Hit Book Now for more info!
FAQ'S
Got questions? We’ve heard them all. Here’s everything you need to know (and probably a bit more).
