3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"absolute blast!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"The team hasn't stopped talking about it!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"absolute blast!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"The team hasn't stopped talking about it!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"absolute blast!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"The team hasn't stopped talking about it!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"absolute blast!"3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS"The team hasn't stopped talking about it!"
"Absolutely Hilarious!"

All the drama of the Olympics.
None of the talent.

The UK's most ridiculous team building event — now taking over Manchester.

Seven outrageous games, fully hosted, for teams of 20–200. Available across Greater Manchester.

From £59pp · Manchester & beyond

Trusted by

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Oasis got back together. Your team can too.

— THE (UN)OFFICIAL PROGRAMME —

The Journey to Almost Greatness

Five acts. One unforgettable day. The Federation invites you behind the scenes.

I
ACT 01 · DAYS BEFORE

The Live Draw

AOF.DRAW · LIVE
SEEDING 14 / 24
🇬🇧TEAM GB
  • STEVE PATEL
  • PRIYA MEHTA
  • MARCUS BELL
🇯🇲JAMAICA
  • BECKY WILSON
  • DAVID OKONKWO
  • — SEEDING —
🇺🇸USA
  • SOPHIE TRAN
  • TOM BRADLEY
  • — SEEDING —
→ NEXT: SHARON EDWARDS

Names drawn live. Nations assigned at random. Written in the stars. And the spreadsheet.

II
ACT 02 · ARRIVAL

The Opening Ceremony

Two teammates in national colours at the opening ceremony

Colours issued. Anthems played. Hands on hearts. Tongues in cheeks.

III
ACT 03 · THE GAMES

The Games

THE SIX DISCIPLINES
🥵SUMO
🍌HOPPER
🎿SKI
🎯THROW
🛡️JOUST
💪TUG

Six events. Too fun for the Olympics. Saved by the Federation.

For the legends who peaked in PE — this is your second shot at greatness. Or glorious failure.

IV
ACT 04 · TWO NATIONS LEFT

The Final

LEADERBOARD · AFTER ACT III
FINAL PENDING
  • 1.🇬🇧GREAT BRITAIN47 PTS
  • 2.🇯🇲JAMAICA45 PTS
  • 3.🇺🇸USA32 PTS
  • 4.🇧🇷BRAZIL28 PTS
  • 5.🇦🇺AUSTRALIA22 PTS
  • 6.🇨🇦CANADA18 PTS
→ THE PLANKATHLON DECIDES IT

The leaderboard narrows. Two teams advance. Sharon from accounts is locked in.

V
ACT 05 · THE FINALE

The Winners Arch

Winners celebrating on the podium with medals

Tears (mostly fake). Medals (mostly plastic). Memories (entirely real).

Almost Olympics team event in action
— READY TO COMPETE? —

3,000+ teams have competed. Yours is next.

PRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWSPRINCES TRUST AWARD WINNERS3000+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS
— THE AO FEDERATION —

Meet the Unofficials

Highly organised. Mildly theatrical. Built to keep your day on track.

Joe C

Joe C

DIRECTOR OF GAMES

Winner of the prestigious Prince's Trust enterprise award (no gold medals yet, unfortunately). Brings the standards. Sets the tempo.

Hannah T

Hannah T

HEAD OF GAMES OPERATIONS

The captain of the operation. Organised, sharp, and never off-form. If Hannah's running it, the games are handled.

Joshua Jones

Joshua Jones

GAMES HOST

If gold medals were handed out for being a nice guy, Josh would have a trophy cabinet full. Brings the energy. Keeps the games flowing.

Sophia Fletcher

Sophia Fletcher

GAMES HOST

Always smiling, always grafting, always cheering. Undefeated at Dobble. Still waiting for the IOC to recognise it as a sport.

— WHY TEAMS LOVE IT —

Built for the people who'll actually be doing it.

Everyone Plays

Built for mixed abilities. Marathon runners and “haven't done PE since 2003” types both leave grinning.

Day Built Around You

Want more than the games? Food, drinks, venue, photography, end-to-end planning — all available through handpicked partners.

We Run the Show

Fully hosted, highly organised — from start to finish. You turn up and enjoy the day.

Trusted & Insured

Fully insured, RAMS on request. Trusted by Amazon, MTV, and Liverpool FC.

— PAST ALMOST OLYMPIANS —

From Those Who Came Before

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Our team had an absolute blast! The games were creative, well-run, and had everyone laughing.

Emma Horner-Harker
AMAZON
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

The cast loved it! Great energy — it looked hilarious on camera too.

Charles Roskilly
MTV
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Brilliant, engaging activities. Always professional and impactful.

Tony Cosgrove
LIVERPOOL FC
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

You ran the day perfectly. The team loved it — we really appreciated how well you engaged with them.

Mark Wilson
LANCASHIRE CRICKET CLUB

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— THE RULE BOOK —

Frequently Asked Questions

Absolutely — that's the whole point. The Almost Olympics is designed for every fitness level. If anything, the less sporty your team, the funnier it gets.

Tell us in advance. The Almost Olympics has roles for everyone — Coach, Judge, Statistician, Herald, Anthem Singer, Head of Ceremonies. We've run events for groups with mixed mobility, accessibility needs, and team members recovering from injuries. More jobs than athletes — by design.

Anywhere from 20 to 200. Larger groups on request.

We run events across Manchester city centre, Salford, and the wider Greater Manchester area.

Pricing starts at £59 per person. Add the Awards Ceremony upgrade (with podium and PA system) for £69 per person. Food, drinks, photography, and venue hire are quoted separately. Get in touch for a tailored quote.

Yes — fully. We work with a handpicked network of caterers to match the vibe of the day. Pizza, food trucks, street food, BBQ, drinks receptions — tell us what your team would enjoy and we'll plug them into the right vendor. One venue, one day, one bill.

We've got it covered. Outdoor venues use weatherproof 3G pitches, and indoor options are available on request.

90 to 120 minutes for the games themselves — depending on group size and whether you've added the Awards Ceremony upgrade. Add food and drinks to build a half- or full-day away-day.

Earlier is better. We're a small, highly organised team running a limited number of events each year — we keep it that way to protect the quality. A small deposit secures your date. Don't wait.

Yes to both. We're fully insured, and RAMS documentation is available on request. We'll send it over with your quote if needed for internal sign-off.

We don't handle catering directly — but our handpicked food partners do, and they're set up for everything. Vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, halal, kosher, allergies. Tell us what you need and we'll plug you into the right vendor.

We invoice. A deposit secures your date, with the balance and final numbers due seven days before the event.

The Almost Olympics is part of Spartacus Experience — a creative live events company behind the UK's #1 rated bubble football brand. Winners of the Prince's Trust enterprise award and multiple tourism awards. 2,800+ five-star reviews. Events delivered for Amazon, MTV, Liverpool FC, and hundreds of other teams.

— OFFICIAL APPLICATION —

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